I must have my stupid shoes on because I cannot understand new
trends in cars arising from and leading
to what can only be described as ‘moronity’ by a select group of people.
There seems to be a whole generation of kids who grew up on
the back seats of their parents cars refusing to be a part of a passing cascade
of interesting things on the ‘Sunday drive’ whilst preferring to be attached to
any electronic device and ignoring the real world.
These introverted kids have grown up with electronic doohickies
ruling their life. They don’t want to be
out of their small comfort zone and don’t want others to see them because that’s
what introverts do. This is FOMO smart
phone access leading to car phones / screens gone berserk. Indeed we nearly killed a circa 12 year old kid
on St Kilda road who jumped off a tram stop with his eyes buried on his phone
and just didn’t realise he had walked into traffic. My instant loud horn saved his life because I
could not have stopped. Scary.
Car makers know this trend and tailor cars to suit so they
can sell more cars. Particularly with
huge ‘information’ screens, external cameras and tinted windows. Now, people can escape within their own FOMO cocoon
and ignore the passing world in anonymity.
Sad. Some cars travelling at
night are so bright inside from various ‘screens’ that they should not be on
the road.
Now, add on to this conundrum an endemic tendency to have
all windows so ‘tinted’ it restrict s any proper visibility. Some cars are so illegally tinted in the
windscreen that you can’t even tell if there is a driver. Introverts all. They have gone back to being kids in the back
seat playing on their ‘device’ ignoring the world. Now these same strange people need multiple external cameras so they
can actually see or do anything including parking. Cameras help the ‘tinted’ morons who can’t
drive.
Further, those same morons reverse park in situations which confirm
stupidity beyond belief. Take South
Melbourne market where the morons go shopping to bring back bunches of stuff to
their reversed parked car only to realize that can’t access the tailgate / boot
because they have reversed parked. This
is so stupid it’s beyond belief. Driving
forward into a 90 degree car park is simple and doesn’t hold up the traffic whilst
allowing easy access to the boot. Reversing
out also does not hold up traffic because you wait for a gap. But reversing in does hold up traffic and you
still cannot access the boot. Did I say
stupid? We have seen the really stupid even reverse park into 60
degree bays designed for front in parking ‘only’ and they end up facing
oncoming traffic.
This trend is driven by no actual visibility through tinted
screens necessitating external cameras allowing electronic visibility from one
of the many internal screens.
I drive a 20 year old money pit which has parking sensors
but no cameras and a low dash mounted screen which allows sat nav, radio, CD
and once-was analogue TV. There is no
tinting except for the top 10% of the windscreen hence we enjoy looking out
seeing the passing world. We don’t mind
people looking in, it doesn’t threaten us as we are not introverts. How can people go for a ‘Sunday Drive’ locked
into a cocoon? This is not life but
typifies the back seat kids on their devices growing up only to transfer that ‘screen
desire & FOMO’ to their cars.
Sad.
It’s sad because these dysfunctional trends are endemic and
curtail life.
Is there a solution?
Yes!!
Firstly, if it was up to me I would make all ‘tinted’
drivers hire an old pre any electronic gizmo convertible for a day with the roof
dropped just to make them realise there is a great world out there to enjoy –
every second. My wife drives a 1988
Mazda MX5 and in which it’s berserkly fun to drive and enjoy life.
Secondly, enforce the law on tinted windows even changing
same to stop inappropriate side and rear tints.
In this way people get to look out and enjoy ‘stuff’.
Thirdly ban all reverse parking excepting curb side parallel
parking.
Fourthly, force car manufacturers to limit screen
brightness.
Simple but still needs an attitude adjustment.